Short stories about fucking.
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So, this music video on its own is pretty solid fap material. Seriously, Aguilera can get it.
Now take that video and porn mash it and you have solid, fucking gold.
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Why not?
(via sicktwistedwolf)
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Motherly advice
- My girl: My mom says she's worried we're not having enough sex.
- Me: How did that-
- My girl: Ok, that's not it. I mean, I told her sometimes my jaw gets sore sucking your cock-
- Me: Uh.
- My girl: - and she was all, "I don't care if it gets sore, that shit's important! Practice, suck his dick more and you won't get sore!"
- Me: Huh!
- My girl: She can never know I told you that.
- Me: Your mother is perfect.
- My girl: Fuck! I never should've told you this >_<
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I think I need to get these for my girl. Beautiful.
(via inthecrack)
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I have got the weirdest boner right now.
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Why yes, this is what I think of when I hear the name President Clinton. #bamf #Clinton #uzi #aa12 #patriotism #democrat #Lewinsky
Unf!
Seriously, unattractive as she may have been, I can’t help but think it’d be great to get a hummer from Monica in the office.
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$3 Fuck
No big story- swear I’m writing some though- just thought I’d share this
Last night I was fucking my girl. I had one of her legs pinned up high by her head, held in place by my arm and her other flopped lazily around as I thrust in and out of her.
She was wearing a pushup bra, her tits, pressed together, rested on her chin as I continued to elevate her ass, stacking her hips up over her shoulders. She gasped and moaned as my cock rammed into her guts; she’d already came and we were onto satisfying my somewhat more aggressive desires.
I sat back on my heels, still inside her, and took a moment to feast on the sight of her. Her face and breasts were flushed, not only from the fucking but the two bottles of wine we’d imbibed. Her belly and thighs glistened with the combined sheen of massage oil, sweat, spit and her own juices. Her shaved snatch clung tightly to the girth of my veiny, pulsing prick. She sighed, her breasts heaved and she turned her head to the nightstand.
“Oh!” She reached over and grabbed my wallet. Giggling, she opened it and pulled the three measly dollars in it. “This’ll do, sugar. Now cum in me!” She folded the meager collection of bills neatly and set it between her tits.
I fixed her with a toothy grin and swept my arms under each of her knees. Rocking forward of my heels, I splayed out over her. My feet sprawled back as I put my weight on my hands, toes and my hips glued to hers. Her knees went to either side of her head and her mouth fell open as I pressed my cock into her, balls deep.
Her eyes rolled under the pressure. I raised my hips up and dropped back into her with a satisfying thwack. Her tits rocked with the impact and the $3 wad rolled neatly down and into her open mouth. She bit down on the cash in surprise, then grinned at me with the money in her teeth looking for all the world like a satisfied bitch with a bone.
As I fucked her she squealed and moaned through her teeth, her eyes pleading with me to cum. I drove my cock into her again and again, smiling at the sight of her hanging onto those three dollar bills she was earning on her back.
My pace quickened as I got closer to orgasm. My member came out of her to just the tip the struck back home, again. On one or two strokes I came completely out of her, but fortunately found her hole on the down stroke- she gasped violently on those thrusts, just barely keeping her hard earned cash between her full lips. As I felt myself cumming, I dropped myself into her, rising and falling in moaning, short spasms, shooting myself into her.
She sighed and moaned with relief, her hands reached out to twine in my hair. Breathing heavily, a smile on her face, she spat the cash out to let it rest on her still heaving breasts. “I love my job,” she purred.
Yeah, kinda like this, only cheaper ^_^ Though, if you’ll recall from my first posting, her price used to be this high.
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DAMN! Jennifer Love Hewitt is FINE!!
If only this were real, late 90’s teenage me would be orgasming through time. Like a weird, sexual Quantum Leap.
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That is just beautiful, that is.